Week in Review

Lady Gaga has finally debuted the music video to "Telephone" featuring Beyonce. The 9 minute video has been the most anticipated video in a very long time. It will definitely be talked about like Madonna's "Like a Prayer" controversy. From risque outfits to lesbian kissing it's going to rouse up some words. You can make your own opinion. Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY

Twilight fans already started the countdown for the third installment set to be released on June 30, 2010, but there was more excitement for the fans this week. The full teaser trailer for "Eclipse" was finally released. Should Bella choose Jacob or Edward? If you were living in a cave or haven't read the book, I guess you'll have to wait and see. Here's the trailer if you missed it: http://www.twilightthemovie.com/

Spotted: Fashion designer Betsey Johnson walking through the streets of Soho during a monsoon. I guess a dedicated shopper will canoe through the water if they needed to. She looked as crazy as she usually does. No wonder she still cartwheels down her runway after every show.

Famed portrait photographer Annie Leibovitz came in my store during the torrential downpour the other day. Her family and her looked very happy as they browsed through the racks before making their way back into the storm.

and the Oscar went to...

So the 82nd Oscars was held last night in Hollywood, California. Being that it was hosted by Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin, I anticipated it being hilarious. Good thing I didn't hold my breath. I literally fell asleep..no joke fell asleep that I missed the the final four awards. It sucks that you have to wait the entire 3 hours to watch useless awards being given out, when the only important ones are at the very end. The Grammy's are my favorite awards show because at least there is some sort of entertainment.

Best Picture- The Hurt Locker

Best Director- Kathryn Bigelow

Actor in a Leading Role- Jeff Bridges

Actress in a Leading Role- Sandra Bullock

It was pretty funny that The Hurt Locker beat out Avatar. I don't think James Cameron was too hyped on his ex-wife beating him out of two awards. But on the other hand, he's sitting on a mountain of gold due to the vast amounts of money Avatar grossed since its opening day.

The only thing I enjoy most about The Academy Awards is the fashion. Miley Cyrus was my absolute favorite. Wtf was JLo wearing? She looked like she had a bubble hanging off her already huge ass. Then there was Zefron and Taylor Lautner who were definitely the best dressed men of the evening.

Top 10 Things to Look Forward to in 2010

10. Alice in Wonderland in IMAX 3-D...well actually seeing Johnny Depp play the Mad Hatter. It's going to be unreal.

9. The release of Justin Beiber's "My World 2.0" If only I was 16 years old...that little cute monster would be on my "can get it" list.

8. The next American idol? No one is even going to come close to Adam. So actually I am not even interested. They should just cancel the season.

7. Jimmy Fallon's next "Rob is Bothered" skit. If you missed the others or have no clue what I'm talking about, check it out here. http://www.robertisbothered.com/

6. The Addams Family on Broadway. Nathan Lane and Bebe Neuwirth are just going to be showstopping.

5. The end of "Lost." I never even watched the show but can't wait to hear how the hell it ends. That has to be the most confusing show ever to be on TV. With only a few episodes left, more questions are surfacing and the show seems to be further away from an answer.

4. Bon Jovi kicks off his two year world tour. I still need to snatch myself a pair of tickets. With a couple shows at the new Giants Stadium...it shouldn't be that hard.

3. The release of the third installment of Twilight, entitled Eclipse in June.

2. The release of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part One in November. I can't believe they had to split the last movie into two parts. I feel like these kids are going to be grown and married by the time this phenomenon ends.

1. The opening of the Harry Potter Theme Park in Universal's Island of Adventures. I wish I was going to the ribbon cutting ceremony. I'm lucky if I get there in September, but if I have to apply for a job as a wizard working in The Three Broomsticks...you better bet I will make it there!

Celebrity Update Fridays

Yes I'm back! I know it's been awhile and I let some of my readers down but I have finally dragged my lazy ass out of rehab (not really just extremely in a rut). But anyways its a new year and that only means more sex, drugs and rock and roll. These goddamn celebrities all belong in the crazy house.

Anyways...so much has been going on.

Goo Goo for Gaga- Lady Gaga managed to complete her US tour with the wackiest costumes and of course she performed for everyone but me. My concert was the only one on her 22 city tour that wasn't rescheduled after her sudden exhaustion excuse. It wasn't really that surprising to me. I was supposed to be in the front row and all. Well now she's in Europe and it's rumored she will be making a US comeback. Gaga you better get your ass back here.

Confirmed- RPattz and KStew a couple. I never saw two people more perfect for each other. With her unpainted toe nails and his greasy hair...they are by far the smelliest couple ever.

Spotted- Kenan Thompson from "All That" who now stars on SNL was shopping at the local Gristedes supermarket looking very high. Dressed like a complete dirtbag he was fitting in perfectly with the rest of the NYC crowd. I couldn't help but relive "welcome to good burger home of the goodburger" in my head.

Delivered- Kourtney Kardashian delivered her own baby, literally. In last weeks episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" she pulled her baby boy out of her pikachu. If you missed the episode I'm sure E will obnoxiously replay it 100 more times.

Birthday Announcement- Chelsea Handler turned 35 this week so happy birthday to one of my favorite bitches on the planet. I can't wait for her new book to launch. The last one was way too funny for words.

Celebrity Update Fridays

Let's begin with the shit show known as "The Jersey Shore." MTV has decided to produce a show about 8 guidos and guidettes that are the most ridiculous specimens of life. I'm embarrassed to even say I'm from NY and Italian. I usually lie anyways and tell people I'm from LA. I'm a pretty good actress since they always believe me. Anyways, I finally sat down to watch the show the other day and recognized one of the girls. Jenny aka J Wowww was hanging out with us in Las Vegas because Caitlin knew her from Long Island. I said back then she was a hot mess and damn was I right.

Here's the hot mess below with Caitlin MDW in Las Vegas

The Tiger Woods scandal is like static to my ears. Just irritating. I really don't care who he's cheating on his wife with. What athlete doesn't cheat? Is this really news? The only thing that is bothering me is why the hell can't I be one of those girls? Now everyone is getting paid to shut their mouths. I need to be involved in one of these highly publicized scandals. I do kind of feel bad for the wife because she did get cheated on but c'mon take the money bitch and hit the road. He's not even cute.

I want to congratulate Glamberace and Lady Gaga for being one of Barbara Walters Top 10 Most Fascinating People of the Year. ABC can suck it Adam! Even with three of his appearances being canceled on the network, he was given this honor as well as being a guest on "The View" where Barbara Walters and company interviewed him again.

Tonight is Z100's Jingle Ball concert. You know what that means?? Bieber Fever is in NYC. That cute little 15 year old monster. I want to eat him. I know my love for Taylor Lautner was a little disturbing because he was 17 years old but what's another two years. I know I'm a sick puppy. Don't forget to catch hottie Taylor Lautner this weekend on NBC, he'll be hosting SNL.

LA in Review

Sorry for the absence of my blog entries, but I've been spending the zero dollars I have in sunny LA. It was nice to get away from NY for awhile, but it wasn't even that warm there. Since the weather was in the 60s we needed to rent our "winter vehicle" the Cadillac Escalade of course. It was so feasible to get a 8 passenger truck for 2 people. The sight alone of two little girls driving this huge monster SUV was just plain ridiculous. I went to LA with the intentions of stalking every celebrity that walked down Roberston. Unfortunately, even with eating at Cecconis, The Ivy and getting into the hottest club in WeHo Mi-6, I only saw two celebrities..Boo Effing Hoo! The first night I was there, Caitlin and I were joined by some friends for dinner at our favorite restaurant, Cecconis. I seated myself facing the entrance so I can see every person that entered and exited the restaurant. Half the time my friends were speaking to me I didn't hear a word that was said or even remotely make eye contact. Right before we were ready to leave, Cedric the Entertainer walked in with an entourage of what looked like "pimps." I was starting the eye rolling because who the hell cares about him.

I got a new view of LA this time around. I think I may have solved the mystery of why everyone is soo rich. The $600 bill arrived for 8 people and instead of just dividing it evenly like normal people would do...the rich bitch who lives in a $170 million dollar house on 12 acres of land put in $60 for her boyfriend and her. At least she even contributed something because the massage guru for Hollywood's A-listers, George, just got up and left before the bill came out and contributed $0. Sure...don't worry Caitlin and I got this. The two people who have the least amount at the table and our other friend will just pay the whole damn bill. I won't be returning to Cecconis until they put the lamb back on the menu anyways. That was the whole reason for my reservation in the first place.

Let's move on to the Ivy. My favorite place for lunch and celebrity sightings. Um I sat there eating and drinking for hours waiting for Caitlin's friends to arrive to see no one other than people from Staten Island. I won't mention names but "seriously" those are the last people I want to see. I noticed they were looking at me as if they recognized me so I quickly threw on some shades and flipped my hair in front of my face. God forbid they walked over to my table while I was seated with Nia Long I would have died. What a beautiful woman she is! If you don't recognize the name...just rent any of the following movies she has been in :

-Friday

-Big Mommas House

-Are We There Yet?

Probably the craziest thing of the weekend was when Caitlin decided to just let the rando man on the street watch our truck. We pulled up to Mi-6 (former Foxtail) and had no cash on us so we couldn't valet like everyone else. We pull around the street to a vacant parking lot where this man is standing by himself and Caitlin decided she's going to make him her personal valet. She drags me out of the car as shes handing the man the trucks keys and tells him to park our truck for us while we try to get into this ultra exclusive club. I was just staring in amazement because who just gives someone who isn't even valet our truck. But of course, Caitlin! Within 5 minutes her and I are passing by all the losers outside on the line and walk right into the club. I recognized it as its former name Foxtail where we had partied a few months earlier. The only new thing about it was that it now had a second floor that looked exactly the same as the first. The paparazzi were all crowded outside so I was kind of hyperventilating. I needed to know who was in there but it was sooo dark I could barely see 5 feet in front of me. Even though I was on crazy stalker mode, I was also freaking out about the whereabouts of our truck. I was sure we were going to walk outside to a vacant spot and find out he drove to Tijuana. Caitlin didn't seem to care as she danced her way through the club. When we finally left the club later on that night, the man had parked the car in a spot and was standing outside of it. What really sucked was that we still didn't have a single $1 on us because we forgot to get cash. I just put my head done as we drove away from this nice man who probably called us every bad name possible =/

The rest of the weekend consisted of us visiting the San Diego Zoo and taking holiday pictures with "Hunky Santa" and regular old fat Santa. This trip kind of proved we can have our own reality show. Caitlin was seriously on a roll...with fighting with every driver on the road to purchasing a $800 costume from Trashy Lingerie as her NYE outfit. I really couldn't make any of this shit up.

Celebrity Update Fridays

It's been some time since I wrote an update on a Friday. But this has been some week. Thank God I have no real job because then who would report on these crazy events. I still haven't slept a normal number of hours in one night yet. Between waiting on lines at Letterman to waiting out in rain at the Today Show, it's all been a long waiting game for a person who has barely any patience. So let's begin...

Spotted: Ashley Greene who plays Alice Cullen from Twilight outside the David Letterman show on Monday afternoon. Not sure who dressed her but she was wearing this terrible pinstripe suit that had cropped pants!! It was frigid out and her ankles were exposed with open toe shoes. She is such a pretty girl though. She signed a few autographs before she was ushered into the studio for her interview with Dave.

Ashley Greene in front of Letterman (I'm in the background in the grey jkt)

Robin Williams was the next to get out of the car and greet his fans. I don't think he missed signing a single autograph. Another nice actor I can add to the list. I didn't have anything for him to sign, but ended up in the same picture with him on one of those paparazzi websites. So close to being in US Weekly...I know my day will come soon.

Robin Williams in front of Letterman (I'm in the grey jkt)

Adam Lambert was also at the David Letterman that day for the second taping that would air on Wednesday. That was a total surprise to me because I wasn't expecting to see him for another couple days there. He arrived earlier than everyone else for his sound check and then returned after 5pm for the second taping of the show. It wasn't until the next morning at 7am in front of Z100 that I personally met him. Like I mentioned in an earlier post, he is such a nice guy and chatted us up for a bit. He performed at the Today Show on Wednesday morning instead of GMA because they considered his AMA performance to raunchy for morning TV. Hey ABC, how about you suck it? It's ok for Miley to dance on a pole and Madonna and Britney to lock lips on the same network but not a homosexual male. Hmpf!

Adam Lambert in front of Z100

On Monday night, I attended Rosie's Broadway Kids Gala. The evening honored Queen Latifah and featured performances from Nikki Blonsky, Wicked and West Side Story. Rosie is a hot mess! That's about all I have to say to this.

Tuesday afternoon I made my way back to David Letterman for a scene and a half. Zac Efron and Rihanna were on that day's show and the outside crowd definitely looked it. There were tons of screaming girls with posters and an unusual amount of guys to catch a glimpse of Rihanna. I got myself a pretty good spot behind the barricades and of course I brought nothing to be signed again. I think I just needed to see Troy Bolton for myself. Rihanna pulled up first looking too fierce for life with an all black outfit and studded shoes. She quickly waived to the paps and ran inside for her sound check. It was some time before Zefron pulled up and exited his car in slow motion. He threw his suit jacket over his back and placed his sunglasses on. I think there was possibly drool coming down my chin. He walked over and took some pics with younger fans and signed a lot of autographs. Girls started jumping over barricades and getting a little out of hand so they had to rush him in for his interview. I'm glad I decided to take the day off from stalking RPattz, I can only imagine the chaos that must have been like.

Zac Efron and Rihanna in front of Letterman

Wednesday morning was a like a battle of the bands. The Today Show held a free concert by Bon Jovi and The Early Show hosted Adam Lambert gracing the stage. Both concerts, only a few blocks from each other, brought in over hundreds of dedicated fans fighting off the freezing cold. But hey, who doesn't like a free concert from your favorite performers..so suck it up!