Celebrity Update Fridays

Let's begin with the shit show known as "The Jersey Shore." MTV has decided to produce a show about 8 guidos and guidettes that are the most ridiculous specimens of life. I'm embarrassed to even say I'm from NY and Italian. I usually lie anyways and tell people I'm from LA. I'm a pretty good actress since they always believe me. Anyways, I finally sat down to watch the show the other day and recognized one of the girls. Jenny aka J Wowww was hanging out with us in Las Vegas because Caitlin knew her from Long Island. I said back then she was a hot mess and damn was I right.

Here's the hot mess below with Caitlin MDW in Las Vegas

The Tiger Woods scandal is like static to my ears. Just irritating. I really don't care who he's cheating on his wife with. What athlete doesn't cheat? Is this really news? The only thing that is bothering me is why the hell can't I be one of those girls? Now everyone is getting paid to shut their mouths. I need to be involved in one of these highly publicized scandals. I do kind of feel bad for the wife because she did get cheated on but c'mon take the money bitch and hit the road. He's not even cute.

I want to congratulate Glamberace and Lady Gaga for being one of Barbara Walters Top 10 Most Fascinating People of the Year. ABC can suck it Adam! Even with three of his appearances being canceled on the network, he was given this honor as well as being a guest on "The View" where Barbara Walters and company interviewed him again.

Tonight is Z100's Jingle Ball concert. You know what that means?? Bieber Fever is in NYC. That cute little 15 year old monster. I want to eat him. I know my love for Taylor Lautner was a little disturbing because he was 17 years old but what's another two years. I know I'm a sick puppy. Don't forget to catch hottie Taylor Lautner this weekend on NBC, he'll be hosting SNL.