Anyways...so much has been going on.
Goo Goo for Gaga- Lady Gaga managed to complete her US tour with the wackiest costumes and of course she performed for everyone but me. My concert was the only one on her 22 city tour that wasn't rescheduled after her sudden exhaustion excuse. It wasn't really that surprising to me. I was supposed to be in the front row and all. Well now she's in Europe and it's rumored she will be making a US comeback. Gaga you better get your ass back here.
Confirmed- RPattz and KStew a couple. I never saw two people more perfect for each other. With her unpainted toe nails and his greasy hair...they are by far the smelliest couple ever.
Spotted- Kenan Thompson from "All That" who now stars on SNL was shopping at the local Gristedes supermarket looking very high. Dressed like a complete dirtbag he was fitting in perfectly with the rest of the NYC crowd. I couldn't help but relive "welcome to good burger home of the goodburger" in my head.
Delivered- Kourtney Kardashian delivered her own baby, literally. In last weeks episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" she pulled her baby boy out of her pikachu. If you missed the episode I'm sure E will obnoxiously replay it 100 more times.
Birthday Announcement- Chelsea Handler turned 35 this week so happy birthday to one of my favorite bitches on the planet. I can't wait for her new book to launch. The last one was way too funny for words.
Confirmed- RPattz and KStew a couple. I never saw two people more perfect for each other. With her unpainted toe nails and his greasy hair...they are by far the smelliest couple ever.
Spotted- Kenan Thompson from "All That" who now stars on SNL was shopping at the local Gristedes supermarket looking very high. Dressed like a complete dirtbag he was fitting in perfectly with the rest of the NYC crowd. I couldn't help but relive "welcome to good burger home of the goodburger" in my head.
Delivered- Kourtney Kardashian delivered her own baby, literally. In last weeks episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" she pulled her baby boy out of her pikachu. If you missed the episode I'm sure E will obnoxiously replay it 100 more times.
Birthday Announcement- Chelsea Handler turned 35 this week so happy birthday to one of my favorite bitches on the planet. I can't wait for her new book to launch. The last one was way too funny for words.
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