Sisterly Love

Let's start with the Hilton sisters..hmm Paris may definitely need another sex tape to help that career of hers. Obviously her "huge" movie roles didn't prove any success for this heiress. I kind of miss that ridiculous show "The Simple Life." As dumb as it was it was great reality television. Nicole Richie was hilarious (at least she turned out a normal human for the moment). Paris' sister Nicky on the other hand isn't doing as bad. Her half-assed handbag/clothing designs are still getting her some recognition at least in Japan.

The Olsen twins were better off as hot messes. Now they are just plain old boring! Mary Kate no longer has a drug problem and even gained some weight on that bulimic body. Ashley and her are continuing that billionaire dollar empire by creating more products with their damn names on it. My eyes are closing with boredom.

The Simpson sisters were even a hit back in the day. Jessica was the at the brink of success when she was married to Nick Lachey. "The Newlyweds" was another classic reality show that was utterly ridiculous but good eye candy. Unfortunately, it didn't turn out that great for Jessica and she ended up divorced, no music/acting career and a recent widow to her dog Daisy. Who would have known Ashlee, her sister, would be the one married to a hot rock star with a baby and a music/acting career. Umm definitely never saw that one coming!

Now we have the Kardashian sisters to fill our brains with useless information and more drama. I actually like these three girls though. "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" is a great show and these girls are really not that annoying. I follow Kim on Twitter and she always has aspiring things to say and good advice for young women. Yes Kourtney did get prego from that dumbass boyfriend of hers and Khloe got married after only 30 days of dating Lamar Odom, but I guess these are just normal things to do in Hollywood.

Week in Review

Halloween began a little early for me this year. Of course I couldn't just go in one costume either. I decided to pay tribute to the one and only MJ. My girlfriend Kristen and I went as Micahel Jackson and Madonna. We couldn't go unrecognized as the infamous couple either. We were crowned the King & Queen of Pop and even broke out a couple of unforgettable dance moves for the crowd. While she vogued her way on the dance floor I broke it down with some Thriller (which I hope never makes it to YouTube because I just might kill myself).

Anyways in some more important news...JT has a stalker. Really..who cares? He's become such a douche since his breakup with Cameron Diaz that I really just can't even stand hearing his name anymore.

Katy Perry celebrated her 25th bday with a white themed party..hmm that's extremely original. Let's not forget the annual P Diddy white party that has changed the dress attire for parties forever.

Bon Jovi has released tour dates for a massive two year world tour. The tour will be called "The Circle World Tour" and will run during 2010 and 2011. With a new album coming out in November, this tour will serve as a way for the group to tour over 30 countries around the world while promoting their new music. The announcement for the tour came at a small concert for about 3,000 fans in the bands hometown of NJ. The tour will reach London in June where they will perform for a series of nights at the reknown O2 arena. Hmm..London in the summer is sounding good right about now.

Celebrity Update Fridays

Leighton Meester has joined the likes of Ashlee Simpson and Hilary Duff..I'm referring to her acting and singing combination. I just thought she was going to have that one song with Cobra Starship, "Good Girls Go Bad" boy was I mistaken. She has decided to launch her own album. She's actually not that bad but I think we all know she should stick to playing that bitch Blair Waldorf. She's such a cute girl. I met her last year coming out of the movie theather on 42nd street. She was with her hot fiancé Sebastian Stan who plays Carter Baizen on Gossip Girl. Check out her new song "Somebody to Love" featuring Robin Thicke. http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.artistalbums&artistid=40732523&ap=0&albumid=13956315

Adam Lambert has announced he'll be performing his first single off his debut album at the American Music Awards next month. There is no answer now as to what the song will be and what the name of the album is yet. Uhhh I think the time has come people. Debut the damn single! I'm getting super impatient. He joked with Ryan Seacrest the other day that the picture for the album cover was chosen but nothing else has been decided upon.

Balloon boy was the big news of the week..I'm not even wasting my time writing a story about this crap. I have just a couple things to say.

1- Dumbass kid

2- Was that really a huge media topic of the day?

3- I feel like beating the kid and his family.

Ok I'm done venting...can we get real celebrity news and enough of this boring crap.

D-List News...blah blah

Nothing really happening in the celebrity world so there is definitely nothing going on in my life. The media needs to take a damn break with this Jon & Kate bullshit. I want to smack these two so hard that the octomom feels it, she for sure as hell needs a good smack too!
That idiot Jesse McCartney forgot the lyrics to the National Anthem. Umm he sang the song just last year and probably every year since elementary school. Did he really get that stupid in the past couple months? He was pretty much a loser when I was with him in Vegas back in May of this year. A couple of my girlfriends and I were invited to join his table at Rain at the Palms (DJ AM was spinning =/ R.I.P.) and he was a total douche. He was showing off his dance moves and his drunk ass fell into the waitress and knocked her over with all the drinks. Not to mention his skin was terrible. Doesn't he have money to fix that and while he's at it he should buy a new personality. Hmpf!

"Home of the what..." what a douche!

Boo!

Halloween is coming up and that may be my favorite holiday besides Christmas. This year I'm going as a "Glampire" aghh I love it! Every year I need to out due myself. Two years ago I was Victoria Beckham and my ex-boyfriend was David Beckham. We totally rocked it as the Beckhams to the point that strangers were taking pictures with us. Last year I went as the queen of pop, Madonna. I love how I tried to keep these costumes inexpensive because they were more like outfits then store bought bullshit but I ended up spending way too much on them. This year I spent a shocking $27 and I'm not spending a penny more. I just needed to buy fangs and blood and somehow all the other pieces to the puzzle were located in my closet. It's amazing how my wardrobe consisted of slutty vampire things. No clue as to where I'm even going yet, but I have some things in mind. Like I said I'm not planning on spending a penny so I better find a hot date. What will you be for Halloween?
Stay tuned for pics.

Week in Review

The Internet has always been known to leak things to the public before their original release dates. That totally proved to be true this week in music. From Adam Lambert's "Time for Miracles" to Michael Jackson's "This is It," the suspension of these album releases has risen with their teaser clips all over the web. Glamberace was approached by the producers of 2012 to record a song for the movie. Thank God they decided to ask Adam to head this project because the movie looks to be a total bomb and he may have just saved it. Here's a clip of his single in case you missed it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGWPuXxPXpI.

In other music news, Michael Jackson's "This is It" that he recorded for his upcoming tour was leaked on the Internet this week as well. The full song will be debuted October 27 in conjunction with the release of his movie. Hope you got your tickets to this 2 week limited engagement of the movie. I know I did! Here's a clip of the single "This is It" http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=6646d872-e731-4cf5-8dc7-09a889344f71. And let's not forget that wacko Lady Gaga. Her album entitled Fame Monster will be re-released on November 24 with 8 new songs. Lucky for us some of her songs are already out there. I don't know about you but I can't wait to attend that concert. It will definitely be a show worth watching. Here's some of her songs:

Bad Romance - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7e0I3MX7k

No Way- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pl3fHReWlg

Don't Call My Name- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gChHnti49Zw

It's that time again...the Twilight phenomenon is starting to get their fans excited with the release of their second movie installment entitled New Moon. The movie will hit theaters next month and tickets have been sold out for weeks for the night of the premiere. The cast will begin their promotional tour around the world soon where fans will start lining up days before to catch a glimpse of these actors on the red carpet. I'll probably be one of the nut cases stalking RPattz when he's in NYC. I'm still trying to land myself a pair of tickets to the red carpet premiere in LA on November 16. I must have entered like 20 contests and even tried to sell body parts to get these impossible tickets. It's harder than finding the "golden ticket."

Celebrity Update Fridays

Lamar and Khloe's wedding brought family and celebs alike to the wedding celebration on Sunday afternoon at music producer Irving Azoff's house in Beverly Hills. It seems as though their step brother Brody Jenner was not in attendance. He was preparing for his NYC promo visit for The Hills. He landed in New York on Monday and headed right for David Letterman, but it wasn't until later that afternoon that he was spotted by my team. He walked right into 450 West 33rd for an interview with the Associated Press.

"To be or not to be." Jude Law was amazing as Hamlet. He kept every minute of the 3 hour show entertaining. He was funny, charming and dramatic at points but brought this famous character to life as Shakespeare would have wanted. I met him outside after the play signing autographs. What a good-looking guy! He can definitely be a womanizing man-whore. When you look that good, you have my blessing.

Caught red-handed Kelly Bensimon shopping on Canal Street for a fake designer handbag. Just when you thought times were bad and the recession was getting the best of you, a real Housewife from New York has just as much as you.